Billy sits in his 3rd grade classroom, happily munching on double Dutch chocolate cake with the creme frosting.Suddenly the door to the classroom is beaten down. Five policemen rush into the room and surround Billy. Kid, we have a report you brought a toxic substance into the school and, even worse, are inciting other children to ingest it, much to their peril. Billy starts crying, But it's my favorite cake and it's my 8th birthday and I brought enough for everybody.' Sorry, kid. We will have your cake analyzed at great taxpayer expense, but clearly you have violated the new statute of the S... » Original link |
